Don't Try To Weasel Your Way Out Funny Sales Customer Cards

Suggested Inside Message: Of placing an order with us! We really miss your business!

• All of the text can be changed on outside/inside/backside of cards.
• Upload your logo/info to the backside of your cards.
• Greeting card measures approximately 4.7 x 7.2 inches when folded.
• High-quality white matte or coated gloss 14 pt premium card stock.
• Blank white envelopes are included with your card purchase.
• Totally Stand Out with custom printed envelopes! (additional fee)
• Free domestic ground shipping on orders over $50.
• Funny Marketing Humorous Sales Promotion Prospecting for Business Customers.

Please choose from the set amounts provided when clicking on the "Quantity" drop-down menu at the bottom of this product page.

There is a "Quantity Discounted Price Chart" directly below the "Quantity" box. Our pricing is structured around certain quantity thresholds. For example, the more you order of a particular design, the less per piece the product is. You are receiving wholesale pricing when ordering larger quantities. 

If you are ordering a design that does not offer the "Self-Editing" option, we will be creating your proof based on the information you provided on your order form. 

You will have the opportunity to look over your proofs and make any necessary changes/corrections before we send your order to production. We do require your written proof approval before we can send your order to production/print.

Some of our designs have a "self-edit" function on our partner design application called "Corjl". This means that you can customize your cards by changing the wording on the outside/inside/backside. If you need any help with your customizations, please feel free to contact us! We are here for you. :)

PLAIN CARDS - NO CUSTOMIZATION:

If you ordered plain cards with no imprints or customization, we generally print and ship your order within 1-2 business days. Depending on the shipping you choose at checkout, the transit times will vary from 3-5 business days. Free ground shipping is five business days (not including the date of your order). Please allow a week to receive your cards from the time you place your order.

CUSTOMIZATION ON CARDS:

Generally, once you place your order, depending on if we create your proof or you choose the "Self-Edit" option in Corjl, you should receive your cards within 5 business days of approving your proof file(s). Please note that we do require your proof approval before we can send your order to production.

If you are not checking your email and we do not hear a response from you about your proof, this will significantly delay your production time. We are usually very buttoned up about proofing and we will send your changes/corrections promptly, so if you are needing your cards quickly, we recommend you "keeping an eye on" your email inbox. We will print and ship your order within 1-2 days of proof approval. Please keep this in mind while placing your order.