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Don’t Try to Weasel Your Way Out Sales Promotion Card

SKU: 80409

Make your next business outreach funny, memorable, and impossible to ignore with this retro-inspired weasel sales promotion card. Featuring a sly little weasel in a woodland scene with bold “Don’t Try to Weasel…” lettering, this design brings playful humor to prospecting, customer follow-ups, reorder reminders, and sales mailers.

Perfect for small businesses, sales teams, service providers, consultants, contractors, real estate agents, insurance agents, and anyone who wants to send a lighthearted card that encourages customers to place an order, request a quote, or keep your business in mind.

A cheeky way to say: don’t sneak away just yet — we’d love the chance to earn your business.

Crafted with Authentic Vintage Charm

Every Swirly World greeting card begins as an original illustration created by our artist owner and founder. Inspired by the golden age of American greeting cards, our designs feature carefully crafted retro typography, nostalgic color palettes, and charming vintage-inspired artwork.

All of our cards include coordinating envelope designs with matching spot illustrations and decorative details that complement the artwork, creating a beautifully cohesive presentation from the mailbox to the mantel.

As a family owned greeting card company, we believe greeting cards should feel special, memorable, and worthy of being kept long after the occasion has passed.

Features

• Original, exclusive collectible artwork
• Authentic retro-inspired typography and design
• Coordinating envelope artwork available on many designs
• 5x7 inch cards with premium-quality professional printing
• Optional personalization and logo customization
• All orders over $50 ship free in the US

Other Available Formats

Flat Card
A modern, streamlined option ideal for announcements, invitations, and budget-friendly cards. Includes white envelopes. Printed envelopes with coordinating spot art are available for an additional fee.

Postcard
A cost-effective option perfect for direct mail campaigns, promotional outreach, and simple mailers. No envelope required.

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70+ 12%
100+ 15%
150+ 20%
200+ 22%
250+ 25%
350+ 27%
500+ 30%
1000+ 35%

Make your next business outreach funny, memorable, and impossible to ignore with this retro-inspired weasel sales promotion card. Featuring a sly little weasel in a woodland scene with bold “Don’t Try to Weasel…” lettering, this design brings playful humor to prospecting, customer follow-ups, reorder reminders, and sales mailers.

Perfect for small businesses, sales teams, service providers, consultants, contractors, real estate agents, insurance agents, and anyone who wants to send a lighthearted card that encourages customers to place an order, request a quote, or keep your business in mind.

A cheeky way to say: don’t sneak away just yet — we’d love the chance to earn your business.

Crafted with Authentic Vintage Charm

Every Swirly World greeting card begins as an original illustration created by our artist owner and founder. Inspired by the golden age of American greeting cards, our designs feature carefully crafted retro typography, nostalgic color palettes, and charming vintage-inspired artwork.

All of our cards include coordinating envelope designs with matching spot illustrations and decorative details that complement the artwork, creating a beautifully cohesive presentation from the mailbox to the mantel.

As a family owned greeting card company, we believe greeting cards should feel special, memorable, and worthy of being kept long after the occasion has passed.

Features

• Original, exclusive collectible artwork
• Authentic retro-inspired typography and design
• Coordinating envelope artwork available on many designs
• 5x7 inch cards with premium-quality professional printing
• Optional personalization and logo customization
• All orders over $50 ship free in the US

Other Available Formats

Flat Card
A modern, streamlined option ideal for announcements, invitations, and budget-friendly cards. Includes white envelopes. Printed envelopes with coordinating spot art are available for an additional fee.

Postcard
A cost-effective option perfect for direct mail campaigns, promotional outreach, and simple mailers. No envelope required.

ORDER

To place an order on our website, please fill out the form below 😊

DETAILS
  • Foldable style greeting cards
  • Approximately 5x7 inches (when folded)
  • Printed on heavy white 14 pt matte cardstock
  • Blank inside or personalized
  • Full color front/inside and back
  • White envelopes included
  • Custom printed envelopes available
  • Quantity Discounted Pricing
PRICING

CUSTOMIZE

How to Personalize

  • Add company name
  • Add logo
  • Change wording
  • Add contact information
  • Add website
  • Add QR code (optional)
PROOFS

Complimentary Proof Before Purchase?

You may request a complimentary proof before ordering. If you'd like to preview your personalized design first, we're happy to help.

Text: 714-926-8495
Email: swirlyworlddesigns@gmail.com

Please include the design SKU and your customization details (names, wording, logo, colors, etc.).

We’ll create your proof and send it via email for review before you place your order.

SHIP

PLAIN CARDS/POSTCARDS - NO CUSTOMIZATION: 

• Sent to production in 1 business day. 

• Production/Transit time 6 business days.

CUSTOMIZATION ON CARDS/POSTCARDS:

• Sent to production upon proof approval.

• Upon approval, total production/ship is 6 business days.

*You should receive your order within 1 week!