{"product_id":"well-ill-be-dammed-funny-beaver-birthday-card","title":"Well, I’ll Be Dammed Funny Beaver Happy Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eThis funny beaver birthday card pairs a cheerful woodland beaver, a playful waterfall scene, and the line “Well, I’ll Be DAMMED!” for a birthday greeting that feels clever, lighthearted, and memorable. Designed in a retro mid-century style, it suits friends, family, coworkers, clients, and anyone who enjoys punny humor with a little outdoor charm. The bright artwork and bold lettering make it especially fitting for nature lovers, campers, outdoorsy personalities, and people who appreciate quirky animal cards. Whether you need a business-friendly birthday card or a personal note, this design delivers a warm laugh and an upbeat celebration for all.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFeatures \u0026amp; Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny beaver birthday card with retro woodland artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront greeting: \u003cstrong\u003e“Well, I’ll Be DAMMED!”\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeatures a smiling beaver standing in front of a dam and waterfall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for friends, family, coworkers, clients, employees, and customers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMid-century inspired style with bold lettering and playful humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIdeal for nature lovers, campers, outdoorsy personalities, and pun fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWorks for personal birthdays and business birthday greetings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis birthday card is a great fit for outdoorsy recipients, animal lovers, pun lovers, campground friends, cabin owners, coworkers, customers, clients, and anyone who appreciates a clever birthday joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eStyle \u0026amp; Theme\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design combines woodland charm, beaver humor, and retro mid-century illustration. The dam pun makes it playful without being too over-the-top, so it works well for both casual personal use and business birthday mailings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCrafted with Authentic Vintage Charm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Swirly World greeting card begins as an original illustration created by our artist owner and founder. Inspired by the golden age of American greeting cards, our designs feature carefully crafted retro typography, nostalgic color palettes, and charming vintage-inspired artwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll of our cards include coordinating envelope designs with matching spot illustrations and decorative details that complement the artwork, creating a beautifully cohesive presentation from the mailbox to the mantel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs a family owned greeting card company, we believe greeting cards should feel special, memorable, and worthy of being kept long after the occasion has passed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Original artwork created by the owner\u003cbr\u003e• Authentic retro-inspired typography and design\u003cbr\u003e• Coordinating envelope artwork available on many designs\u003cbr\u003e• 5x7 inch cards with premium-quality professional printing\u003cbr\u003e• Optional personalization and logo customization\u003cbr\u003e• All orders over $50 ship free in the US\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Swirly World Designs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":12307069501517,"sku":"80897","price":2.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2051\/7639\/files\/well-ill-be-dammed-funny-beaver-birthday-card-front.png?v=1786570584","url":"https:\/\/www.swirlyworld.com\/products\/well-ill-be-dammed-funny-beaver-birthday-card","provider":"swirly-world-design","version":"1.0","type":"link"}