{"product_id":"we-order-you-military-birthday-card","title":"We Order You Military Funny Birthday Card for Customers","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eThis military birthday card turns a classic command-style setup into a funny, collectible greeting for anyone who appreciates service-themed humor. The front reads “We Order You” and shows a decorated Army officer pointing forward in a retro base scene with a U.S. flag, barracks, jeep, and bold stencil lettering. Its vintage-inspired artwork gives the card strong nostalgic appeal while keeping the message playful and easy to send. Use it for veterans, active-duty service members, military families, coworkers, clients, customers, bosses, or anyone who deserves birthday wishes delivered with authority, style, and a sense of good-natured fun right on time today.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFeatures \u0026amp; Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront sentiment: \u003cstrong\u003e“We Order You”\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny military birthday card with retro Army-inspired artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeatures an officer, barracks, jeep, U.S. flag, desert plants, and bold stencil lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for veterans, active-duty service members, military families, coworkers, clients, customers, and bosses\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWorks for personal birthdays, office birthdays, and business birthday greetings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVintage-inspired illustration with bold command-style humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCrafted with Authentic Vintage Charm\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eEvery Swirly World greeting card begins as an original illustration created by our artist owner and founder. Inspired by the golden age of American greeting cards, our designs feature carefully crafted retro typography, nostalgic color palettes, and charming vintage-inspired artwork.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eAll of our cards include coordinating envelope designs with matching spot illustrations and decorative details that complement the artwork, creating a beautifully cohesive presentation from the mailbox to the mantel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eAs a family owned greeting card company, we believe greeting cards should feel special, memorable, and worthy of being kept long after the occasion has passed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSpecs\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e• Original artwork created by the owner\u003cbr\u003e• Authentic retro-inspired typography and design\u003cbr\u003e• Coordinating envelope artwork available\u003cbr\u003e• 5x7 inch cards with premium-quality professional printing\u003cbr\u003e• Optional personalization and logo customization at no additional cost\u003cbr\u003e• All orders over $50 ship free in the US\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Swirly World Designs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":12307761168461,"sku":"80039","price":2.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2051\/7639\/files\/we-order-you-military-birthday-card-front.png?v=1787643008","url":"https:\/\/www.swirlyworld.com\/products\/we-order-you-military-birthday-card","provider":"swirly-world-design","version":"1.0","type":"link"}