{"product_id":"it-would-be-a-crime-retro-business-thank-you-card","title":"It Would Be a Crime Retro Business Thank You Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"170\" data-end=\"480\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eSend a thank you that steals the show with this playful retro-inspired business appreciation card. Featuring a mischievous 1950s-style burglar, bold vintage lettering, atomic starbursts, a bright golden background, and a money bag gag, this design brings humor and personality to a professional thank-you note.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"482\" data-end=\"788\"\u003eThe “It Would Be a Crime…” message makes this card a fun choice for client thank yous, customer appreciation, referral notes, sales follow-ups, real estate agents, consultants, service providers, and small business owners who want their thank-you cards to feel clever, memorable, and full of vintage charm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"790\" data-end=\"917\"\u003eA lighthearted way to say thank you for your business, your support, and your continued loyalty — without sounding too serious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCrafted with Authentic Vintage Charm\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eEvery Swirly World greeting card begins as an original illustration created by our artist owner and founder. Inspired by the golden age of American greeting cards, our designs feature carefully crafted retro typography, nostalgic color palettes, and charming vintage-inspired artwork.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eAll of our cards include coordinating envelope designs with matching spot illustrations and decorative details that complement the artwork, creating a beautifully cohesive presentation from the mailbox to the mantel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eAs a family owned greeting card company, we believe greeting cards should feel special, memorable, and worthy of being kept long after the occasion has passed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFeatures\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Original, exclusive collectible artwork \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Authentic retro-inspired typography and design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Coordinating envelope artwork available on many designs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• 5x7 inch cards with premium-quality professional printing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Optional personalization and logo customization\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• All orders over $50 ship free in the US\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eOther Available Formats\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.swirlyworld.com\/products\/it-would-be-a-crime-retro-business-thank-you-flat-card\" title=\"Retro Crime Burglar Thank You Flat Panel Cards\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFlat Card\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eA modern, streamlined option ideal for announcements, invitations, and budget-friendly cards. Includes white envelopes. Printed envelopes with coordinating spot art are available for an additional fee.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.swirlyworld.com\/products\/it-would-be-a-crime-retro-business-thank-you-postcard\" title=\"Retro Crime Burglar Thank You Postcards\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePostcard\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eA cost-effective option perfect for direct mail campaigns, promotional outreach, and simple mailers. No envelope required.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Swirly World Designs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49873743946,"sku":"80054","price":2.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2051\/7639\/files\/it-would-be-a-crime-retro-business-thank-you-card.png?v=1783059673","url":"https:\/\/www.swirlyworld.com\/products\/it-would-be-a-crime-retro-business-thank-you-card","provider":"swirly-world-design","version":"1.0","type":"link"}