{"product_id":"it-would-be-a-crime-birthday-card","title":"Humorous Funny Customer Happy Birthday Cards for Business","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eProduct Description\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis crime birthday card pairs bold retro lettering with a playful cartoon robber for a funny greeting that feels cheeky, lighthearted, and a little mischievous. The bright yellow background, mid-century styling, and money-bag character give it a standout look that works for friends, family, coworkers, customers, and anyone who appreciates crime puns without anything too dark. It suits milestone birthdays, office celebrations, and birthday mailings where you want humor that is memorable but still easy to send. Whether you write something sweet or silly inside, this design turns a simple birthday wish into a clever, collectible card with vintage-inspired personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFeatures \u0026amp; Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront message: \u003cstrong\u003e“It Would Be A Crime...”\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny birthday card with cartoon robber illustration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetro mid-century inspired birthday card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for friends, family, coworkers, clients, and customers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIdeal for men’s birthdays, office birthdays, and humorous adult birthday cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBright yellow background with playful vintage styling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWorks well for personal or business birthday greetings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis birthday card works especially well for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFriends with a mischievous sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoworkers and office birthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClients or customers if you send birthday mailings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMen’s birthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who likes crime puns, retro art, or clever birthday cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eStyle Notes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design has a bold, collectible look with vintage-inspired typography, a cartoon bandit character, and a playful crime theme. It feels funny and memorable without being harsh or overly edgy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCrafted with Authentic Vintage Charm\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eEvery Swirly World greeting card begins as an original illustration created by our artist owner and founder. Inspired by the golden age of American greeting cards, our designs feature carefully crafted retro typography, nostalgic color palettes, and charming vintage-inspired artwork.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eAll of our cards include coordinating envelope designs with matching spot illustrations and decorative details that complement the artwork, creating a beautifully cohesive presentation from the mailbox to the mantel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eAs a family owned greeting card company, we believe greeting cards should feel special, memorable, and worthy of being kept long after the occasion has passed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSpecs\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Original, exclusive collectible artwork \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Authentic retro-inspired typography and design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Coordinating envelope artwork available on many designs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• 5x7 inch cards with premium-quality professional printing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Optional personalization and logo customization\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• All orders over $50 ship free in the US\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Swirly World Designs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":12307848134733,"sku":"80002","price":2.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2051\/7639\/files\/it-would-be-a-crime-birthday-card.png?v=1786496949","url":"https:\/\/www.swirlyworld.com\/products\/it-would-be-a-crime-birthday-card","provider":"swirly-world-design","version":"1.0","type":"link"}