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Inspired by the golden age of American greeting cards, our designs feature carefully crafted retro typography, nostalgic color palettes, and charming vintage-inspired artwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll of our cards include coordinating envelope designs with matching spot illustrations and decorative details that complement the artwork, creating a beautifully cohesive presentation from the mailbox to the mantel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs a family owned greeting card company, we believe greeting cards should feel special, memorable, and worthy of being kept long after the occasion has passed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Original artwork created by the owner\u003cbr\u003e• Authentic retro-inspired typography and design\u003cbr\u003e• Coordinating envelope artwork available on many designs\u003cbr\u003e• 5x7 inch cards with premium-quality professional printing\u003cbr\u003e• Optional personalization and logo customization\u003cbr\u003e• All orders over $50 ship free in the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable Formats\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFolded Greeting Card — This Listing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA classic choice with a nostalgic feel. Printed in our premium folded format and scored for a clean fold. Includes white envelopes. Printed envelopes with coordinating spot art are available for an additional fee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFlat Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA modern, streamlined option ideal for announcements, invitations, and budget-friendly cards. Includes white envelopes. Printed envelopes with coordinating spot art are available for an additional fee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePostcard\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA cost-effective option perfect for direct mail campaigns, promotional outreach, and simple mailers. No envelope required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBy choosing these birthday cards for clients, you leverage humor as a tool to enhance engagement and foster loyalty. The combination of clever design, premium materials, and customization options makes these funny police woman cards an ideal choice for businesses aiming to elevate their client communication. Make every customer’s special day memorable with these expertly crafted business birthday cards that blend fun with professionalism.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Swirly World Designs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":12307852034125,"sku":"80155","price":2.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2051\/7639\/files\/i-am-holding-up-everything-funny-business-birthday-card.png?v=1787550105","url":"https:\/\/www.swirlyworld.com\/products\/i-am-holding-up-everything-funny-business-birthday-card","provider":"swirly-world-design","version":"1.0","type":"link"}