{"product_id":"funny-crabby-business-sales-promotion-greeting-card","title":"We Don’t Want to Sound Crabby Funny Business Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"108\" data-end=\"355\"\u003eAdd a little humor to your next sales promotion, customer follow-up, or business outreach with this delightfully crabby greeting card. A sleepy-eyed orange crab lounges on a tropical island beneath the message, \u003cstrong data-start=\"319\" data-end=\"355\"\u003e“We don’t want to sound CRABBY…”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"357\" data-end=\"730\"\u003eThe playful beach artwork and clever pun make this card a memorable way to reconnect with customers, encourage repeat business, announce a promotion, or gently remind clients that you would love to hear from them. It is especially well suited for seafood businesses, coastal companies, travel brands, summer promotions, and any business that enjoys a lighthearted approach.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"732\" data-end=\"847\"\u003ePersonalize the inside with your company message, logo, contact information, special offer, or promotional details.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCrafted with Authentic Vintage Charm\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eEvery Swirly World greeting card begins as an original illustration created by our artist owner and founder. Inspired by the golden age of American greeting cards, our designs feature carefully crafted retro typography, nostalgic color palettes, and charming vintage-inspired artwork.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eAll of our cards include coordinating envelope designs with matching spot illustrations and decorative details that complement the artwork, creating a beautifully cohesive presentation from the mailbox to the mantel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eAs a family owned greeting card company, we believe greeting cards should feel special, memorable, and worthy of being kept long after the occasion has passed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFeatures\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Original, exclusive collectible artwork \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Authentic retro-inspired typography and design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Coordinating envelope artwork available on many designs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• 5x7 inch cards with premium-quality professional printing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• Optional personalization and logo customization\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e• All orders over $50 ship free in the US\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eOther Available Formats\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFlat Card\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eA modern, streamlined option ideal for announcements, invitations, and budget-friendly cards. Includes white envelopes. Printed envelopes with coordinating spot art are available for an additional fee.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePostcard\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eA cost-effective option perfect for direct mail campaigns, promotional outreach, and simple mailers. No envelope required.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Swirly World Designs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50018030026,"sku":"80019","price":2.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2051\/7639\/files\/funny-crabby-business-greeting-card-front.png?v=1784704515","url":"https:\/\/www.swirlyworld.com\/products\/funny-crabby-business-sales-promotion-greeting-card","provider":"swirly-world-design","version":"1.0","type":"link"}